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From the album Keep Makin' Memories

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BlueGrassy fun tune with banjo, mandolin, and fiddle. A little sick. Midwesterner's will appreciate this tune. My apologies to PETA. (p.s. I have tried this when I was younger and more swift . . and I assure you this almost cannot be done!)

Lyrics

Now I've been havin' trouble
Just tryin' to ease my mind
It seems that I get flustered . . .
Damn near all the time
So I went to the doctor
to see what I should do
He said : "Son, this may sound strange . . .
But I've a cure for you . . "

Chorus
Just Kick a pigeon
It releives anxiety
Kickin' pigeons . . .any fool can see . . .
That a hummingbird hums/a nightengale sings
But a pigeon ain't nuthin' but a rat with wings
If you've been itchin'
To cure your bitchin'
Just kick a pigeon
(and kick 'em once for me!)

Verse #2
Well I left that doctor's office
In a hurry 'cause I knew that
Kickin' pigeons ain't a proper thing to do!
But when I got the doctor's bill
I damn near blew my lid
He wanted so much money that
I'll tell you what I did . . .

Chorus
I kicked a pigeon
It releives anxiety
Kickin' pigeons . . .any fool can see . . .
That a hummingbird hums/a nightengale sings
But a pigeon ain't nuthin' but a rat with wings
If you've been itchin'
To cure your bitchin'
Just kick a pigeon
(and kick 'em once for me!)

Verse #3
While I was out there kickin'
I met a good citizen
who told me kickin' pigeons
is a wrong, ungodly sin
But of course I didn't listen
To a single word she'd say
And she must have got frustrated
'Cause I saw her late that day . . .

Chorus
kickin' pigeons
It releives anxiety
Kickin' pigeons . . .any fool can see . . .
That a hummingbird hums/a nightengale sings
But a pigeon ain't nuthin' but a rat with wings
If you've been itchin'
To cure your bitchin'
Just kick a pigeon
(and kick 'em once for me!)